| Funny Q&A |
|
|
|
| Written by Unknown | |
| Sunday, 30 March 2008 | |
|
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward. ..forward. .backward. ....forward. .. stop and eject. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come it means you are in big trouble. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? Answer: The boy's hand. Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front". Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites           |
| < Prev | Next > |
|---|
